Friday, January 12, 2018

GET OUT AND VOTE!

I know I've been quiet lately but I promise you that it's not because I'm stopping. I've been working on multiple things and trying to stay focused. I get distracted easily. One thing I've been really thinking about lately, and I hope you have, too, is the coming election. I want to get as many people registered and to the polls as possible, regardless of who they're voting for, and, while I'd like to do something HUGE, I'm just not that important. SO.

If you are in Houston and you are not registered to vote or have no way to get to the polls or have some other obstacles in your way that you may need help with - LET ME HELP YOU.


The registration deadline is February 5th. 

Early voting starts on February 20th and ends on March 2nd.

Voting begins in earnest on March 6th.

We all know how this works. You have plenty of time right now so you're not worried about it. However, I really think that people should be much more active in this election than they have been in any others and I think you do, too. Unless you're reading this from Ukraine (Hi, you!) and don't give a shit about when we vote. Or maybe you do.

Either way, we don't have time to waste. If you need a ride, a babysitter, an alibi, a fake doctor's note, etc... let me know. Let's get out and vote.

Remember, Trump is the president not because of how people voted but because of how people didn't. Let's never make that mistake again. We need a real voter turnout so that we can honestly say that our leaders represent the people that elected them, regardless of party affiliation. 

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- Soos



Friday, January 5, 2018

Give Me A Dollar! (Or Don't, It's Totally Fine)

I will now be releasing content on Patreon, as well as here, that I'm going to make people pay for. Well, try to. First up is a short story I wrote over New Year's. Writing has always been a passion for me and I've always found short stories fun to write. This one was more fun than most.

It, and all my fiction to come, will be available on my Patreon for the whopping tier 1 price of $1. More tiers will be coming soon with more exciting things. Real world things I'll be making that you can actually hold in your hands. This year is already a very busy one.

I was going to say "Stay tuned" but that's another phrase that Trump has ruined.

Instead, here's a little snippet of my short story "Last New Year's With Ricky" to whet your appetite. It was supposed to be a tiny story about New Year's. What it ended up being, however, is part one of a three part story. I hope you'll consider subscribing to read the whole thing, as well as the second and third parts coming soon.

Later.

- Soos

He was on her before she knew what was happening. He came from the street and hit her in her right side, driving her into a recessed doorway and off of the pavement. Mary glimpsed a red sweater and a dirty old coat as she slammed into the shop's door with sickening force. Feeling him behind her, she spun and lashed out with her right elbow, catching her attacker in the temple. His head bounced of the stone of the entryway and he fell past her. Then Mary ran.
She was running into David's shop before she even realized where she was going, covering the half mile at a dead sprint. She'd felt him chasing her. She hadn't looked back once to see if he was behind her, something had told her not to, and she assumed he was behind her still.
Mary?! You alright?” David asked. Seeing her distress immediately, he came out from behind the counter to meet her.
"A man grabbed me." she blurted, trying to catch her breath. "Chasing me."
"He's chasing you now?" David asked, walking back to the counter. Mary nodded. David nodded back and, reaching down over the counter, producted a well worn cricket bat
"Ok. He might be gone. I don't know. I think he was trying to... You know..." she didn't want to say it. She didn't have to.
"Wait here, ok? I'll make sure he's gone. Just stay here. Go get you a drink of something, it's on me. Ok?” his brow furrowed angrily as he talked. She'd never seen him anything but happy before. He noticed her studying his frown and smiled reassuringly at her. He had such nice, straight white teeth. "It's fine. While I'm gone get you a drink or something, yeah? Grab one for Ricky, too. My treat. I'll make sure this bloke is gone."
"Should I call the police?" Mary asked him. She wanted to help somehow but she wasn't going back outside.
"Um... Nah. If he's gone what are they gonna do, right? And they usually just show up to fuck things up, anyway. Don't wanna get someone's mum shot on New Year's, right?"
Mary nodded, stiffly. The mention of Ricky's name had caught her off guard and she could feel the anger boiling up again. If the police escorted her home and found her fuckhead of a husband skagged out in his chair the night would be a damn sight worse. David disappeared through the dark doorway. She couldn't see him outside but she could hear him yelling. David had always been nice to her. She and Ricky had lived here for seven years now and this was their closest shop. Ricky liked his beer, and she her wine, so they'd been pretty regular customers of his. She'd always thought that he was sort of sexy, really, but she'd been with Ricky. Now, standing alone in his store as he defended her honor outside, she couldn't help but wonder. He was shorter than Ricky but taller than her. He was mostly bald but kept his hair really short. Mary didn't much care for long hair anymore, anyway. Ricky's was always greasy and nasty. It'd mat if she didn't make him let her brush it. She wondered then if he was still sleeping happily in his favorite chair, high as a kite, and content. "Fucking asshole." She muttered, again.
You know what?” she said to herself, “Fuck it.”
She walked to the back of the shop, grabbed two bottles of cheap wine from the fridge, and brought them back to the counter to wait for David. If Ricky can go off and get smashed then she could, too. It was New Year's eve, after all. She glanced at the clock behind the counter, by the cigarettes that she was trying very hard not to notice, and saw that it was 11:11pm.
"Make a wish." Mary said to no one in particular.
Almost time for the ball to drop. Maybe she'd ask David to join her. The thought made her grin.
Then, she heard him scream.

Read the thrilling conclusion here! ----> https://www.patreon.com/posts/last-new-years-16209918