In case you want to give me money for no reason.

First of all, thank you for reading this far.

My goal for my blog is to take the show on the road. A lot of my writing is related to current events and racial tensions within the US. With additional funding, I'd be able to travel to actual hot spots in the United States to not only write about but record the things I think people need to see and hear. Social media is a great tool for modern day writers but there is no substitute for actual boots on the ground.

I also want to use this funding to start and maintain a not-for-profit organization that helps my local community, Houston, Texas. Community outreach has always been a goal of mine. Now, with the devastation wrought by Harvey, it seems like time for me to step up and do my part. I'm currently working on a project with this in mind that I'll be unveiling in the next few days. I'm very excited about it and I hope you will be, too!

I'm an artist, as well as an aspiring author, so I will on occasion post my artwork and fictional works. I'm currently writing a novel, a sort of cyberpunk post-apocalyptic western adventure, that I hope to be able to make available to people soon. Still lots of writing to be done but it's coming along nicely.

I have many irons in the fire and being able to monetize my writing would go a long way towards me completing my goals. Anything helps and I'm thankful for it.

And, of course, feel free to give me absolutely nothing and read my blog anyway. I'm not blocking anything off. I'll be thinking about rewards for patrons but I figured we'd cross that bridge if/when we came to it.

Here's the link - 

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=7521698

Trolls, trolled.

I don't usually do "reports from the internet!" type posts because I hate them but this is too funny not to share.

So FunnyOrDie ran this ridiculous, and hilarious, J.K. Rowling story:

Obviously fake. Obviously satire. Besides the fact that no such tweets exist. Besides the fact that this is not how repossession works. Besides the fact that the next article on the same page is this:

(This picture of Obama is fucking hilarious, btw.)


/pol/ has been going absolutely nuts. Some are calling for J.K. Rowling's execution. Some are saying that this is typical of a "Jewess" or the "Jewry". Many of them seem to believe that this story is not only real but also indicative of the predatory nature of the left against the right. It is, in a way. It's a total fabrication made real only by troubled teenage minds. Here are some samples of their deliciously flustered jimbobs.

Maybe the reason that /Pol/ is so heavily pro-Trump really is that they cannot tell fantasy from reality. 

Either way, /Pol/ = BTFO 😆😆😆

Our girl - A Taylor Swift parody.

"It's done, Taylor." Joe said from the doorway.

She stopped typing and half turned, her profile backlit by three large monitors and underlit by the red glow of her keyboard, and smiled. Even bathed in the darkness of her sanctum the gesture seemed to brighten the room. Lately, for reasons unknown to Joe, it had begun to send a shiver down his spine. He felt that chill now.

"Good." She said quietly. She seemed about to speak again but then turned back to her computer.

"Why are you doing that?" He asked her again. He didn't know how many times he'd asked anymore.

"You know why." She spat, impatiently.

"It doesn't make any sense!"

"How are you from Anglo stock and you're this fucking dumb? Are you sure there's no nog blood in the-"

"I'm not-"

"Don't you fucking dare interrupt me." The words came out in a dangerous hiss. The argument was an old one, an almost daily occurrence for the last few weeks, and Joe sensed that he might be the next subject of a hot pop track.

"I'm sorry." He said quickly. The wounded look on his face enraged Taylor but there was nothing he could do about it. When she cut him it was always so deep. She'd learned a family rumor about an ancestor of his that might have been of color. No one else in the family much cared but Taylor had been very upset. She'd been trying to get him to take a DNA test to determine his ancestry. He'd so far refused but she was wearing him down.

"Look." She said, rising from her chair, and coming to him. "I don't want to fight. Just let me have this, ok? It's happening!"

"But I don't know what IT even is?!"

"Shhh." She threw her arms around him and he hugged her back fiercely. "Redpills don't work unless you're ready, my love." She whispered up into his ear.

He was more confused than before but said nothing. Her body was warm. Her lips brushed his neck lightly and goosebumps broke out across his skin.

"Everything is perfect. Be happy." She whispered. He looked down at her monitors and shook his head.

"What are they saying?" He asked in a tone that implied that he didn't really want to know the answer.

"They're loving it." She laughed. "One of them is already telling everyone that I'm obviously based and my single is about the Zog."

"I wish you wouldn't..."

"Oh REEEEEEEEEEEEE! I said a bad word! Fuck off then, 'sperg." She pushed away from him dismissively then and returned to her desk.

"Fine. Whatever." Joe turned to leave but she stopped him with a single softly spoken word.

"Baby?" She called innocently.

"Yes baby?" He replied, his words dripping with hope.

"Tendies?" She asked sweetly, batting her eyes.

His heart shattered. He felt that he might sink into the floor, so rubbery were his legs and so broken was his spirit.

"Yes, baby." It was all he could muster and he said it to her back. She was already typing steadily again. He turned and left the room without another word.

"Cuck." Taylor whispered with a smile. For some, the redpill is just too hard to swallow. Not for long, Taylor thought. Soon she would redpill them all. She had to. She was their girl.

Are they Nazis yet, America?

Three dead.

Nineteen injured.

This is the damage that white supremacy did to a town to protect white people from minorities. All three dead people are white.

Heather Heyer was run down in the street by an angry young white man that probably felt that her presence, her very existence, was a threat to his own. So he hit her with his car at forty miles per hour for crossing the street.

Pilots Lt. Jay Cullen, 48, of Midlothian, and Berke M.M. Bates, of Quinton, died in a helicopter crash while trying to observe the violence from the air. I'm sure many will argue that they aren't the Alt-Right's fault because they weren't directly killed by Nazis. My argument? You blamed BLM for ANY and ALL violence and ANY and ALL deaths that took place at their protests. This was your protest. By your logic these are your bodies.

I've said, and keep saying, that this violent white genocide rhetoric is, and has been, deadly. I take no pleasure in being right about it. To be honest, I do not feel like I'm saying anything particularly shocking. Violent rhetoric begets violence. Chanting for dead cops is wrong. Chanting Nazi slogans, and throwing Nazi salutes, is wrong. Showing up at protests armed, and intending to fight, is wrong.

The president refusing to denounce them will only embolden them. Be prepared for the Alt-Right to turn the Charlottesville TERRORIST into a folk hero, don't be surprised when the memes start showing up ridiculing the victims, and watch closely as his act inspires copycat acts at other protests. They're fanatics. As dangerous as any other terrorist group and moreso to the U.S for one simple, and obvious, reason - THEY ARE HERE. Not only that, they're now all but state sponsored by the Trump administration. Tools for their soft fascist coup. And why not? That's what Trump's boss does, after all.

I hope that today has cleared some things up for those that were still on the fence.

The Alt-Right are Neo Nazis. Trump is a Fascist. Trump is using Neo Nazis, because they're his base, to attack his opposition. This is just the beginning and it's only going to get worse. What are we waiting for?

Kristallnacht?

Not me, baby.

Put your fucking boots on.