“BUT WHY?!” The Donald screamed as
he slammed his small, soft hands down on the Resolute desk. His anger
forced his voice two full octaves higher and made him sound like a
petulant child.
“Don-” Paul Ryan began. The Donald
cut him off.
“MR. PRESIDENT!” The Donald whined.
“Mr. President...” Ryan choked out
the words. “We don't have the support.”
“Well, maybe if you'd made it better!
Why is it so bad? You're the worst! SAD!” The last word he almost spit out involuntarily, as
though he suffered from Tourette's.
“You said you liked it yes-” Ryan
was cut off again.
“FAKE NEWS!” The Donald began
sputtering. “You are just as bad as CNN and NBC! Fox and friends
knows! You're just like the fake dishonest media! SAD!”
“Do-Mr. President, this isn't the end
of the fight. We can rewrite it and reintroduce it. We can-” Ryan pleaded.
“No! The stupid loser Democrats want
Obamacare? Fine! They can have it! Steve told me that it's going to
explode anyway and, when it does, it'll be their fault! They're going
to have to come to me for help and I'll make them all come down to
Mar-A-Lago and eat the meatloaf! Get out of my office!” The Donald turned his back and stared angrily out of the window.
“Yes, Mr. President.” Ryan said. As
he left the Oval Office, closing the door behind him, a tear rolled
down his cheek.
“Sad.” He said to himself quietly
as he wiped it away.
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